I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I currently don't understand fingers.
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