just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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