Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You need a sexual gate keeper
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
