Heybabeimwearingurpanties
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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