wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
