i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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