..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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