4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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