Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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