Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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