No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
ttyl tear gas
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
