i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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