thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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