we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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