there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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