ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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