they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please, let me fuck your mom
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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