Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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