I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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