This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I need water and some morals
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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