i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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