never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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