oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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