yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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