I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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