his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
