awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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