I'm gonna have a badass scar
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She told me I should be a condom model.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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