Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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