it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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