READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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