does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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I need you to use more vowels.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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