had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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