And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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