i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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