both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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