im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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