got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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