You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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