so explain again why im purple
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Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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