i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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