you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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