I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He felt like a one man threesome
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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