I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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