Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
its liver damage thursday
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