I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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