So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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