the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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