ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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