i just had sex bonerless
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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