He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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