Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Two words: blizzard sex
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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