I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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