Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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