Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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