He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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